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MARCH 9

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RED SPLENDOR

LETTUCES & HERBES

EN VINAIGRETTE

a jewell exclusive

SHRIMP WONTON

EN BRODO

its all lovag

RICH SAVOURY BROTH

TOO MUCH WHITE PEPPER

LOVAGE

VEGETABLE

DRAGON

SALADE

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BENTON'S AGED

COUNTRY HAM

CELERY ROOT

HORSERADISH

BRAISED

WINTER

MELON

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SPAGHETTI

TOMATO

ROSEMARY

DUCK FAT

beaucoup umami

LO MEIN

OF THE DAY

hand meat

PURE MACHISMO

SPICY SCALLION

CHICKEN

SALADE

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SOFT EGG

STINKY CHEESE

SMOKED SHALLOT

OUR WÜNDERBREAD

make it a happier meal

with a slice of foie gras

EGGPLANT

IN HOT 

GARLIC SAUCE

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WHITE SHRIMP

FRIED RICE

no fancy, just good

SICHUAN

POTATO

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RED SNAPPER

always local

always served naked

FISH OF THE DAY

major steak

SHOULDER TENDER

OF BEEF

EROTIC MUSHROOM

AU JUS

served pittsburgh rarish

a very brown dish

SICHUAN PEPPER

STEAK

cabbage on cabbage

CHILLED

CHARRED CABBAGE

PEANUT

FERMENTED FAVA

spicy & tingly

COLD

HOT & SOUR

CABBAGE

for the ladies

VEAL TONGUE

FINE HERBES

SAUCE RAVIGOTE

CELERY

a ladies' night special

FOIE GRAS

FUN GUY

taste that biscuit

STRAWBERRIES

CARDAMOM

MISS MARSHA'S BISCUIT

shitload of crème

STRAWBERRY

BISCUIT

crack ass tarte

FLORIDA CRACKER

TARTE

CITRUS CUSTARD

SALTINE CRUST

GINGER BRULEE

old school​

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– james madison, federalist 10

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