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WE WILL BE CLOSED
FOR PRIVATE EVENTS
 12/14 AND 12/18
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*BY SUBMITTING YOUR EMAIL YOU AGREE TO RECEIVE OUR BULLETIN THAT CONTAINS CHILDISH ADULT ENTERTAINMENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

REMEMBER, YOU ASKED FOR IT

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"enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm”
– james madison, federalist 10

COMPLIANCE BULLSHIT

WHICH WE HAVE TO POST HERE BECAUSE WIX WAS HOLDING OUR MONEY HOSTAGE

WE CURRENTLY DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE BUT WIX IS FORCING US TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME INFORMATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS

WE RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY WAY MORE THAN OTHERS...

LAKE WORTH, FLORIDA, USA, EARTH

ON THE CORNER WHERE ALL THE LADIES OF THE EVENING WORK

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EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE WE ARE REQUIRED TO STATE:

RETURN/REFUND POLICY: NO REFUNDS/NO RETURNS, YOU'RE S.O.L.

FULFILLMENT/SHIPPING POLICY: WE DON'T SHIP ANYTHING AND WE DON'T FULFILL ANYTHING

PRIVACY POLICY: WE DON'T COLLECT YOUR INFO TO SELL TO ANOTHER PARTY

BUT WE'RE NOT SO SURE WIX.COM, WHICH IS THE WEBSITE SERVICE WE USE FOR NOW, ISN'T STORING AND SELLING YOUR INFO...ASK THEM FOR THEIR POLICIES ON THEIR WEBSITE

HEY WIX AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE US AN EXPLANATION ON WHY YOU CLOSED OUR ACCOUNT

FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE

TERMS & CONDITIONS

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