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This website is owned and operated by the Fabulous Jewell Bistro. These Terms set forth the terms and conditions under which you may use our website and services as offered by us. This website offers visitors insight to the world according to Jewell. By accessing or using the website of our service, you approve that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms.

In order to use our website and/or receive our services, you must be at least 18 years of age, or of the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction, and possess the legal authority, right and freedom to enter into these Terms as a binding agreement. You are not allowed to use this website and/or receive services if doing so is prohibited in your country or under any law or regulation applicable to you.

The Service and all materials therein or transferred thereby, including, without limitation, software, images, text, graphics, logos, patents, trademarks, service marks, copyrights, photographs, audio, videos, music and all Intellectual Property Rights related thereto, are the exclusive property of Jewell Bistro. Except as explicitly provided herein, nothing in these Terms shall be deemed to create a license in or under any such Intellectual Property Rights, and you agree not to sell, license, rent, modify, distribute, copy, reproduce, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, publish, adapt, edit or create derivative works thereof.

You agree to indemnify and hold Jewell Bistro harmless from any demands, loss, liability, claims or expenses (including attorneys’ fees), made against them by any third party due to, or arising out of, or in connection with your use of the website or any of the services offered on the website

We reserve the right to modify these terms from time to time at our sole discretion. Therefore, you should review these page periodically. When we change the Terms in a material manner, we will notify you that material changes have been made to the Terms. Your continued use of the Website or our service after any such change constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms. If you do not agree to any of these terms or any future version of the Terms, do not use or access (or continue to access) the website or the service.

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Jewell Bistro, be liable for any indirect, punitive, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including without limitation, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data or other intangible losses, arising out of or relating to the use of, or inability to use, the service.

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Jewell Bistro assumes no liability or responsibility for any (i) errors, mistakes, or inaccuracies of content; (ii) personal injury or property damage, of any nature whatsoever, resulting from your access to or use of our service; and (iii) any unauthorized access to or use of our secure servers and/or any and all personal information stored therein.

HEY WIX....WE WANT OUR MONEY HERE'S ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU ASKED FOR...EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T SELL ANYTHING 'ONLINE!'

You agree to receive from time to time promotional messages and materials from us, by mail, email or any other contact form you may provide us with (including your phone number for calls or text messages). If you don't want to receive such promotional materials or notices – please just notify us at any time. 

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"enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm”
– james madison, federalist 10

COMPLIANCE BULLSHIT

WHICH WE HAVE TO POST HERE BECAUSE WIX IS HOLDING OUR MONEY HOSTAGE

WE CURRENTLY DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE BUT WIX IS FORCING US TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME INFORMATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS

WE RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY WAY MORE THAN OTHERS...

LAKE WORTH, FLORIDA, USA, EARTH

ON THE CORNER WHERE ALL THE LADIES OF THE EVENING WORK

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EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE WE ARE REQUIRED TO STATE:

RETURN/REFUND POLICY: NO REFUNDS/NO RETURNS, YOU'RE S.O.L.

FULFILLMENT/SHIPPING POLICY: WE DON'T SHIP ANYTHING AND WE DON'T FULFILL ANYTHING

PRIVACY POLICY: WE DON'T COLLECT YOUR INFO TO SELL TO ANOTHER PARTY

BUT WE'RE NOT SO SURE WIX.COM, WHICH IS THE WEBSITE SERVICE WE USE FOR NOW, ISN'T STORING AND SELLING YOUR INFO...ASK THEM FOR THEIR POLICIES ON THEIR WEBSITE

FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DON'T SELL ANYTHING ONLINE

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